The Un-Gay Quiz

The Un-Gay quiz was designed by Innovative Labs in 1999. It was designed to show how straight you are, and does not measure your gayness. 97% of all test takers have said that the quiz is very accurate. This is because it revolutionizes best-of-breed functionalities while at the same time using a database to transform user-centric solutions. So enjoy! The answer may surprise even you.

Now the Quiz!

1) Do you sleep under the covers, or over the covers?

Under the covers.
Over the covers
I usually sleep on the couch.

 

2) Are you male or female.

Male
Female
All of the above
Neither

3) Do you prefer baggy or normal fit jeans?

Baggy
Normal
I prefer the nude.
Quit asking me personal questions.

 

4) Do you prefer tank tops or tshirts?

Tank Tops
Tshirts
I prefer the nude.
What are those?

5) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?

Boxers
Briefs
Underwear? What's that?

 

6) You're on a camping trip, and someone of the same gender is freezing to death. Do you spoon with them?

Hell yeah!
No way!
Yes
No

7) Which shape do you prefer?

Shape #1

Shape #2

Shape #1
Shape #2
Ummmm... Both?

8) Do you drink soda from a can or a bottle?

Can!
Bottle!
I don't drink soda.
I drink it from a glass.

 

9) Do you have a male or female doctor?

Yes!
No!
Male.
Female.
Umm... I think it's male.

10) When you wipe your ass, do you crinkle up the toilet paper or do you fold it neatly?

Crinkle!
Fold!
I eat it!
Be a man, use your hand!

 

11) Which Shape do you prefer more?

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